Victory, 8 in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama sweeps Virginia, Maryland and D.C. primaries today! Woohooo!!!

The Obamentum just keeps getting stronger. And by March it will be strong enough to smash Clinton's so-called Texas-Ohio "firewall" like a giant fist through paper. Clearly Clinton is attempting what is now known as the "Guiliani Maneuver". Basically it is ignoring a bunch of "insignificant" smaller states and putting all your bets in one or a couple of big states. Well, after Florida, we all know how that maneuver turned out. Clinton apparently has not learned Giuliani's lesson. Too bad for her.

Clinton's goose will be roasted, toasted and burned to a crisp in Texas. A defeat there or a very strong second by Obama will convince more superdelegates to abandon Clinton's sinking ship and jump to the mighty U.S.S. Obama.

Obama did not just win all 3 primaries tonight. HE WON BIG. NO. HE WON HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He won the white vote. He won the young vote. He won the blue collar vote. He won the low income vote. Heck, he even won the WOMEN'S VOTE! These demographics were formerly on Clinton's side in previous primaries. NOT ANYMORE!!!!

YES. WE. CAN.

Next place where Clinton will be crushed & humiliated: Wisconsin, Febuary 19th. Mark your calendars.

Vote OBAMA 2008!
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH!

Obama Sweeps Clintons Butt on the Floor

What an absolutely awesome night for Barack Obama it is tonight!

Obama wiped Clinton's butt on the floor, not in one state, not in two states, but in ALL THREE STATES with caucuses/primaries tonight! As if that wasn't enough...Obama knocked her butt out completely off the ring in the U.S. Virgin Islands (a perfect cherry to top his mainland victories tonight).

Obama is also projected to sweep or at least win most of the Potomac Primary states next week. Clinton is planning to stop him in Texas and Ohio. However, Obama is rapidly expanding his organizations and volunteers in those states. He might lose in those states, but he will still grab a lot of delegates. If he continues winning all Potomac states...his momentum will be extremely hard for Clinton. Electability has become a very strong factor for the Democrats now that the Republicans have a presumptive nominee.

We here at Vote Obama 2008 believe Clinton will suffer further floor arse-wipings next week, and will be unable to stop Barack Obama's building momentum. It will be like trying to stop a speeding locomotive by parking a 70's VW Beetle on the tracks. Yeah...you get the picture. Obama will totally wipe Clinton's butt off the election map. The past cannot defeat the FUTURE.

Vote OBAMA 2008!
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH!

Obama Girl didn't vote

One of Youtube's most famous stars--The Obama Girl--whose sexy youtube videos all proclaim her big crush on Obama...was not able to vote on Super Tuesday.

Further research shows that the videos were just "an acting job" and that she really supports Clinton. However on one interview she does claim she will vote for Obama.

Apparently, it turns out she never voted at all. Her excuse: she was sick and wasn't registered to vote in New York (where she was during Super Tuesday). She is registered to vote in New Jersey...across the Hudson River from New York. However it seems she was healthy enough to make it to an election-themed party on Super Tuesday night in New York. It seems this proves one thing: politics is only important to Obama Girl so long as it helps her become famous and gets her more modeling and acting job offers. Voting doesn't do that...hence it was a low priority for Obama Girl.

Fortunately for Mr. Obama, Obama Girl's videos (though it was just an acting job as she says) have captured the attention of lots of young voters and probably got them to take a closer look at Obama. And we know what that means: the better people get to know Barack Obama, the more likely they will vote for him. The exact opposite is true of Mrs. Clinton. Which would explain why more uneducated, less informed people are voting for her. She gets the STUPID VOTE. Obama gets the SMART VOTE. Fortunately...it seems there are enough smart people out there the stop the Clinton machine and put Obama on top...eventually.

Vote OBAMA 2008!
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH!

Kodak Theater Democratic Conversation...err...Debate

Today's Democratic Debate (if you can call what happened a debate) at the Kodak Theater was almost a exact opposite of what happened in South Carolina.

I heard that people were scalping tickets for thousands of dollars online. I guess whoever bought those overpriced tickets, expecting "Thrilla in Manila" at the Kodak Theater were sorely disappointed.

They were smiling at each other, touching each other...and gasp! even hugging each other at the end!

Obama say it ain't so! We understand there must be unity within the Democratic party to take on the republicans, but you can't win the nomination by being too nice! You must continue to offer sharp contrasts between yourself and Mrs. Clinton, while still maintaining an air of cordiality!

If you keep on saying "we both agree on blah and blah", "we both have positions like this...blah"...how can people tell you and Clinton apart? You are the underdog Mr. Obama and you must fight tooth and nail (while fighting with honor of course).

But you must keep on fighting. Clinton has a big advantage with the establishment support and name recognition. People will not vote for someone because he was nice to Clinton. People will vote for someone because they are DIFFERENT from Clinton.

We, your supporters urge you to continue to contrast yourself against Clinton. No mudslinging need be done. Just continue to contrast yourself compared to Clinton (who deep down is a Republican clone), and NEVER, EVER HUG HER AGAIN!

WE MUST KEEP FIGHTING. FIGHT HONORABLY, but still FIGHT. We cannot have another Clinton in the WhiteHouse. I remember the 90's, and while there was economic prosperity, the Clintons utterly completely divided the nation. It was not all rosy times, as I am sure you know. There must be no Clinton Dynasty.

Go Obama! Fight the good fight!

Vote OBAMA 2008!
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH!

YES WE CAN!

Victory in Iowa. Very strong showing in New Hampshire. Another strong showing in Nevada. And now...South Carolina...massive victory!

YES WE CAN.

YES WE CAN do this thing!

YES WE CAN take all of Bill & Hillary's dirty tricks and come out of it stronger!

YES WE CAN defeat those who will say anything and do anything to win and defeat them 2 to 1!

YES WE CAN wipe Bill & Hillary's ass on the floor with a massive TOTAL LANDSLIDE VICTORY!!!!!!!!

YES WE CAN unite the nation with a message of hope.

As Mr. Obama says, this is not about black or white, young or old, rich or poor....this is about THE PAST VS THE FUTURE!

THE CLINTONS ARE THE PAST!

OBAMA IS THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!

Vote OBAMA 2008!
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH!