Obama Sweeps Clintons Butt on the Floor

What an absolutely awesome night for Barack Obama it is tonight!

Obama wiped Clinton's butt on the floor, not in one state, not in two states, but in ALL THREE STATES with caucuses/primaries tonight! As if that wasn't enough...Obama knocked her butt out completely off the ring in the U.S. Virgin Islands (a perfect cherry to top his mainland victories tonight).

Obama is also projected to sweep or at least win most of the Potomac Primary states next week. Clinton is planning to stop him in Texas and Ohio. However, Obama is rapidly expanding his organizations and volunteers in those states. He might lose in those states, but he will still grab a lot of delegates. If he continues winning all Potomac states...his momentum will be extremely hard for Clinton. Electability has become a very strong factor for the Democrats now that the Republicans have a presumptive nominee.

We here at Vote Obama 2008 believe Clinton will suffer further floor arse-wipings next week, and will be unable to stop Barack Obama's building momentum. It will be like trying to stop a speeding locomotive by parking a 70's VW Beetle on the tracks. Yeah...you get the picture. Obama will totally wipe Clinton's butt off the election map. The past cannot defeat the FUTURE.

Vote OBAMA 2008!
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH!

Obama Girl didn't vote

One of Youtube's most famous stars--The Obama Girl--whose sexy youtube videos all proclaim her big crush on Obama...was not able to vote on Super Tuesday.

Further research shows that the videos were just "an acting job" and that she really supports Clinton. However on one interview she does claim she will vote for Obama.

Apparently, it turns out she never voted at all. Her excuse: she was sick and wasn't registered to vote in New York (where she was during Super Tuesday). She is registered to vote in New Jersey...across the Hudson River from New York. However it seems she was healthy enough to make it to an election-themed party on Super Tuesday night in New York. It seems this proves one thing: politics is only important to Obama Girl so long as it helps her become famous and gets her more modeling and acting job offers. Voting doesn't do that...hence it was a low priority for Obama Girl.

Fortunately for Mr. Obama, Obama Girl's videos (though it was just an acting job as she says) have captured the attention of lots of young voters and probably got them to take a closer look at Obama. And we know what that means: the better people get to know Barack Obama, the more likely they will vote for him. The exact opposite is true of Mrs. Clinton. Which would explain why more uneducated, less informed people are voting for her. She gets the STUPID VOTE. Obama gets the SMART VOTE. Fortunately...it seems there are enough smart people out there the stop the Clinton machine and put Obama on top...eventually.

Vote OBAMA 2008!
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH!