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2/23/2007

Is America Ready for Queen...err...President Hillary?

Some of you may be asking, isn't one reign enough?

Ahh...but this time it will be DIFFERENT. Back then in the Bill Clinton Era, Hillary was merely Queen. Should she get elected to the presidency, I believe she will act not just like a Queen, but a Queen REGNANT. Big difference.

If heads rolled under Queen Hillary's behind-the-scenes power brokering back in the 90's, you can only imagine how many heads will roll under Her Majesty The Queen Regnant Hillary Rodham Clinton's new reign!

Why, even now, as a mere senator, she acts like a queen. She is not to be criticized! She can do no wrong! And worse...she cannot be BOOED!

Mistakes, what mistakes? The Queen makes no mistakes! The Queen is perfect!

Real positions on major issues? No...a Queen does not bother with such things. Such things are for mere plebians! The Queen simply tells the people what they like to hear and the people of the land will stay happy little subjects!

Most of her appearances are very carefully scripted, the visiting subjects must all be duly screened for loyalty before even being allowed to gaze into Her Royal Presence.

Thou must bow at her feet and sing her praises! If you are not with her, then you must be against her, and you are a disloyal subject and surely your head will be made to roll!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not agaist Queen Hilar..err..Hillary because she is a woman. I believe more women should be in power. But Hillary? Hillary? She who doesn't even have a real stance on any major issue?

Now, I'm not going to tell to not to vote for Hillary. Your vote is yours and the decision is yours to make.

But if you do vote for her, then be prepared to bow down before Queen Hillary the First, oh you unworthy plebian. And should you ever regret your vote, just shut up and sing Hail To the Queen lest your head will be made to roll!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha! that picture of hillary as queen....man, that almost knocked me off my chair! hahahahaha!